Lab technician [LB]: You got to reduce your computer use.
Me: Er.. that earns my bread.
LB: I am surprised at how you are walking around without glasses.
Me: Well, I dont need them other than to read something or check out a babe.
LB: Well, you'll just screw em up all the more..
Hmm.. damn. damn. damn. there goes another 27 hundreds.